"I'm God."

Totally pointless post here to confound you and amuse me, but thats just how it needs to be.

During a recent firefight in Karkand this crazy ass nub felt the need to declare "I'm God."

Naturally I felt the need to respond with "Your God? Good, Cuase I have a list of complaints."

Shortly afterwards I pwned his ass with me MG36 and proceeded to teabag "God" repeatedly.

Thus,

I pwned & teabagged God.

Which makes me his God.

Nub.