The meaning of life, is to die as angrily and frustrated as is humanly possible. This is God's grand design, yea he's a bitch like that(that fucker). In case your wondering how I know this, me & God have a very special relationship you see, I take a step forward and start to accomplish something and he throws his holy lightning bolt right up my ass for my effort. Thus I have devised a master plan to prevent him from any farther smiting on my behalf, I stopped caring. What will be shall be, and if it's gonna be negative why shall I bother expending energy & resources to try to make it positive? I'm doing playing by God's rules, cuase they just suck. What I wouldn't do, However to get my hands on the Spear of Destiny and jab that bitch into God's immortal ass (Hey, it killed his son, why not him right?....yes I know his son was mortal at the time, so what?)
Now some of you might be thinking something along the lines of "God's gonna hurt you for your ignorance" yea? fuck that that son of a bitch can't do much more to me one way or another, what's he gonna do? kill me? Bring It God.
Yes, you read that right, I'm calling God out. It's what? 10:03 am now? I'll be here all day God, so get your ass down here and we'll have ourselves a little rumble.
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