Today's the Day Windows Died

Today, something intriqueing happened.  Something completely surprising, though it really shouldn't have been.  Anyway, I've finally reached the point where.....I fucking loathe Windows XP.  I soppose it's been a long time coming but never the less it still managed to take me by storm....but today was the last draw, I simply cannot endure the sluggish performance that infests a Windows system after a meager 3 to 6 months and drags it to a complete and utter crawl not to mention the astonishing number of programs needed to keep the bloody fucking operating system clean, which in turn eats up more vital resources, this contributing to the decline of any possible trace of a effeciant operating environment.

Microsoft, I fucking hate you.