Points

It's amazing how often people are so easily mislead to believe that you can actually get something for nothing, you can't.  For every action you pertake in, be it good, bad, or astonishingly no action at all you earn or lose points.  Some of you are probably thinking "Points?....wtf? this isn't a game" to those of you, you couldn't be more wrong.  Life is a game, in fact it's the ultimate game with the ultimate prize and penalties all rolled into one nice fucked up package, don't like it? tough shit.  Say your sopposed to go to the movies with some friends, you go you have fun, you gain points, you go and make an ass of yourself, you end up witn a slight net loss, you don't go without a bloody good reason..and you just lost some hard to earn points, keep it up jackass and you'll find yourself pulling a net loss everyday at which point you might as well just kill yourself.

And just for those of you thinking im a little bit cynical, think about it, if you friend blows you off once, it's not a big deal...but you'll remeber anyway, if it becomes a routine....you find yourself wondering if this person is in fact really a friend afterall, right?....don't bother trying to answer, you know I'm right.

So in the end metagame, your gaining or lossing points each day, each hour, each minute...hell if your even reading this your gaining some from me.  And keep in mind folks, these points are what you use to cash in favors....ever wonder why someone burned you with a job offer? a fix up with that hottie across the way?....yea...now it makes sense huh?...dumbass.