Suicide By Alcohol

Life is a farce, I'll spare you the details and save you from the bullshit. Bottom line is we're all just living to die while dying to live, I for one have simply had about enough. There's nothing to live for and nowhere to go, nothing to see and nothing to tell and I'm growing more & more frustrated with each passing day. So I've decided to kill myself, slowly, after years of intensive alcohol abuse, who wants to end it with me?